The Camera on Third Street Has Been Watching My Truck for a Week
There's a new pole on Third Street, just past the Exxon, and it has been photographing my truck every time I go for biscuits. This is not a metaphor.
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BREAKING FRANK
Breaking: The Awards Cabinet Finally Meets Reality
The awards shelf collapsed. The plaques survived. The lesson, like most of them, was inconveniently practical.
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Pimento Cheese Crisis
The Siler City Piggly Wiggly has discontinued the only brand of pimento cheese worth eating. This is not a drill.
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